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HI! I'm Alex, 18. That's it, that's all you need to know! Any thing else you can find out on your own or message me if you want, I might answer..(sorry if I don't, I have bad people skills) Muggle(s) trying to find Hogwarts

Captain Rum: The Stages

(Source: shaelinewoodley)

Posted 21 hours ago with 1,018 notes (via areyouwearinganypants , org. shaelinewoodley )
 #cap'n rum

Everything we do is a choice. Oatmeal or cereal. Highway or side streets. Kiss her or keep her. We make choices and we live with the consequences. If someone gets hurt along the way we ask for forgiveness. It’s the best anyone can do.

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Posted 22 hours ago with 398 notes (via doomslock , org. mayahansens )
 #pushing daisies
dirklikesitintheass:

squidfiction:

booougbad:

Well

I was about to scroll past but then I got it.

h my god

dirklikesitintheass:

squidfiction:

booougbad:

Well

I was about to scroll past but then I got it.

h my god

(Source: i-am-no-stranger)

Posted 23 hours ago with 76,003 notes (via super-who-locked-starkid , org. i-am-no-stranger )
 #blue's clues

nicecleanfight:

four cereals you will never taste

Posted 1 day ago with 56,699 notes (via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis , org. nicecleanfight )
 #hp  #fanart

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

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la-vie-deperry:

boite-de-rhythm:

poyzn:

#11 was done on The Office to Dwight.

shit son

#9 goes hard

I apparently do #20 out of habitso my boyfriend loses his shit on a daily basis.

Posted 1 day ago with 83,550 notes (via k-winchesterintraining , org. poyzn )
 #i need to remember this
- DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
- Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
- DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
- Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
- DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
- Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
- DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
- Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
- DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
- Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
- DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
- Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
- DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
- Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
- DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
- Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
- DC: Wait-
- Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
- DC: I didn't-
- Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
- Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
- Marvel: PEACE

rattle-and-burn:

Who told you that this was okay?

(Source: loki-thou-art-drunk)

Posted 1 day ago with 3,018 notes (via chaosofasgard , org. loki-thou-art-drunk )
 #loki  #no

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami)

(Source: heartsandmagic)

(Source: jackharperr)

Happy 25th birthday, Daniel Jacob Radcliffe! (July 23, 1989)

(Source: danielradcliffedaily)

Posted 1 day ago with 19,312 notes (via 221cupoftea , org. danielradcliffedaily )
 #daniel radcliffe  #happy something
Posted 1 day ago with 7,383 notes (via awkward-fallen-angel , org. yelloweyedcrowley )
 #o death  #spn
Posted 1 day ago with 19,500 notes (via fish-fingers-and-castiel , org. supernaturaldaily )
 #spn  #gabriel