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HI! I'm Alex, 19. That's it, that's all you need to know! Any thing else you can find out on your own or message me if you want, I might answer..(sorry if I don't, I have bad people skills) Muggle(s) trying to find Hogwarts

mauve-alert:

I feel like I’m at a point in my life where I know I need to advance the main quest, but instead I faff about doing side quests because the main quest is intimidating and I don’t feel like I’ve leveled up enough to be able to handle it.

Posted 4 hours ago with 131,353 notes (via suit-and-bowtie , org. mauve-alert )
 #oh shit  #me vs life
wasteland-wanderer:

tenderp:

smooth motherfucker

Imagine how many times he hit himself in the testicles, knees, and ankles while practicing this.

wasteland-wanderer:

tenderp:

smooth motherfucker

Imagine how many times he hit himself in the testicles, knees, and ankles while practicing this.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Posted 4 hours ago with 111,188 notes (via chaosofasgard , org. 4gifs )

No, fool, we’re going to kill him and Simba too.

(Source: lovelydisneys)

Posted 5 hours ago with 4,009 notes (via chaosofasgard , org. lovelydisneys )

The Vex appeared on Venus from an unknown location by way of warp gates that allows them to instantly warp through worlds and time. All attempts to communicate with the Vex have failed, due to their single purpose to expand their species throughout the galaxy, commanded by Axis Minds that single-handedly control whole armies. Their bodies are made of an unknown metal alloy resembling hammered brass, yet they are not entirely mechanical. Some organic materials are present as well; if they are decapitated, they will remain active and become more aggressive. Their routines and ceremonies remain mysterious and illogical to humans. They are hostile, unrelenting, and deadly. The Vex have total control of Mercury and inhabit a massive stronghold on Venus. They also have a presence on Mars, and are the sole residents of the Black Garden.

(Source: prime-unit)

(Source: poyzn)

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

yellowhappyman:

just-another-silly-fangirl:

stravaganza:

flourhoneyandmilk:

Jason: The first time I worked with Dobby, I said, “Where’s Dobby gonna be? Where should I look?” They went, “Well, wherever you look, that’s where we’ll put him.” So we’re up on a little platform for me to walk down and I would swing my leg viciously and as I went down the steps, I went … with the cane like that.

So Chris goes, “Cut. Okay, great. You slip or something?” And I went, “No, no, no. No, I just kicked Dobby down the stairs.” And he went, “Really?” He said, “What was the thing with the cane?” I said, “When he tried to get up, I bashed him on the head.” He went, “Cool.”

When he tried to get up, I bashed him on the head.

COOL

Brb, dying.

i thought this was gonna be another description of how dan adlibbed that line in this scene. but this is so much better!!!

Posted 7 hours ago with 71,806 notes (via curiosity-killed-katz , org. living-death )
 #geez  #hp  #jason isaacs

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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Posted 8 hours ago with 219,940 notes (via itsoriginal17 , org. lunalovegouda )
Posted 9 hours ago with 23,809 notes (via michaelsgavin , org. rootyrooster )
 #gavin screaming
Posted 9 hours ago with 2,240 notes (via padalickingood , org. hiimlostinsweden )
 #immersion  #rooster teeth  #fanart  #gavin  #ah michael
- Before Rooster Teeth: that's immature
- After Rooster Teeth: anal bus boat

north-and-theta:

suckitdeadteam:

the lads and gents as the blues and reds

gavin as caboose
michael as church
ray as tucker

geoff as grif
ryan as simmons
jack as donut

okay, i..

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Posted 10 hours ago with 1,617 notes (via padalickingood , org. suckitdeadteam )
 #rvb  #lads  #gents  #fanart

p0cketw0tch:

The real reason Bucky didn’t recognize Steve until he’d beat his face in.

Posted 11 hours ago with 7,737 notes (via sgtfucky , org. p0cketw0tch )
 #bucky  #steve rogers

(Source: simplyfilmandtv)

Posted 12 hours ago with 7,469 notes (via younopoo , org. simplyfilmandtv )
 #hp
Posted 12 hours ago with 80,786 notes (via sgtfucky , org. thebhoywiththearabstrap )